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i have 2 names, lauryn and zoey (weird story, ask me if you want to know) i like dry humor, filmography, guitar, and reading. ask me stuff because i have a boring life and i want you desperately.

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat


okaylittlebrother:

So my parents are gone and i’m following my sister around the house reading aloud, a really smutty Wincest fic and it’s driving her nuts. It’s hilarious because she gags every time she hears the word “cock”


texanpadalecki:

Sam cutting Dean’s throat a little on accident. (◠﹏◠✿)

Sam smelling his brother’s demon blood. ❀‿❀

Sam not being able to control himself and licking/sucking on Dean’s neck.(✿‿✿)

Sam getting addicted to Dean’s blood and the two of them killing everything and everyone. (◕ω◕✿)


evilcannibalpanda:

Omfg so this just happened on my dash

evilcannibalpanda:

Omfg so this just happened on my dash


sun-to-stars:

"Nope." I whisper as I exit out of an ‘explicit’ rated fic with no butt stuff.


dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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I found this at Target and proceeded to lift it up and yell, “You made me ink!”. No one laughed.

I found this at Target and proceeded to lift it up and yell, “You made me ink!”. No one laughed.


danapiccoli:

Early bday present. Pardon the wrinkles. On the shirt, not me. ;)

danapiccoli:

Early bday present. Pardon the wrinkles. On the shirt, not me. ;)



Sorry, not sorry. - #teamvauseman/#teampipex

Sorry, not sorry. - #teamvauseman/#teampipex


orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

i feel it


odetodun:

yeah, fall out boy is pretty good

but have you ever heard fall out BO

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yudoku:

those tumblr users you want to talk to but you can’t because they’re cool


nuhuh:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr


nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around


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