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Warning to all of those looking into buying a car: Don’t let them take advantage of you. Both of my brothers got screwed over during these past few months.

My seventeen year old brother, Jason, bought a used 1997 Cadillac Catera from a private dealer. When he test drove it, it ran great. The check engine light was on, but they assured us many times that it meant nothing and the engine was great. A few weeks after buying the car, it breaks down on the highway. We took it to a private mechanic who screwed it up even more. Then a family friend fixed it for him and now it’s running. Not running great, but it’s running. 

Then, my twenty-two year old brother, Branden, buys a really nice used 2007 GMC Sierra from a dealership. It was great for a month, but then it just broke down. After arguing with the dealership, they let my brother borrow a rental car for free. Next, they took back the ‘07 GMC Sierra and convinced Branden to buy a 2007 BMW 328i RWD. While my brother was driving it home, it broke down

Now, it’s Easter Sunday and my mom and my brother are heading to the dealership to fix everything because my brother needs a car for work. My mom is pissed (which is actually kind of funny), my brother is stressed, and now I’m spending Easter alone. Be careful when you buy. 


buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.


mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Something I think both sides should see.

I feel this has become important again in light of recent events.


lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE


soulmatesam:

How I feel about Supernatural 

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prinzik:

Bunch of Cas icons for your use! Bottom 3 were requested versions of Cas, hopefully they’re distinguishable! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ [Dean] [Gabe] [Sam]


donrickles:

I made this GIF a long time ago of various world dictators as Tina from Bob’s Burgers. Don’t ask me to tell you what it means or why it’s so poorly made because I don’t know. It just is, man.

donrickles:

I made this GIF a long time ago of various world dictators as Tina from Bob’s Burgers. Don’t ask me to tell you what it means or why it’s so poorly made because I don’t know. It just is, man.


so my dad was getting angry at me and he said “i hate how you’re sad all the time!” and apparently, the correct response is not “awh, you poor thing”


Anonymous said: Oh Helen, Queen of the brotherfuckers, I have come to you in my time of need. *cough* Okay so I'm really awkward and I'm writing a spn fic with some weecest elements involved and I'm at a loss when it comes to writing smut. Do you have any tips or suggestions for me? And happy late birthday if it's already the next day where you are.

soullesswincest:

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Thank you!

But, ah. Okay. Smut is really subjective and always depends on the scene and atmosphere that you’re going for. If you’re new at this, just try short scenes. You might find it useful to summarise what you want out of the scene. I’ll walk this through to try and help. The best way to start with sex scenes are to stick to general descriptions. Darker sexual scenes are more advanced. You’ll see a lot that aren’t great, because you need a handle on the basics before you add disturbing elements.

So for this, we want a general sex idea. How about:

Dean has sex with Sam in the missionary position until Sam comes, untouched.

It’s all about expansion. First, you can write a bullet point list of movements and actions before you start writing as a base for the scene if you’re nervous, like:

  • Sam lies back on the bed.
  • Dean crawls on top of him.
  • They grind their hips together.
  • Dean fucks Sam missionary.
  • Sam comes untouched.
  • Dean comes inside him.

There’s the bare bones of a sex scene. Let’s just use that as a base to keep expanding that into fullness.

So, what do we have? We’ll get rid of the bullet points here until we’ve got a paragraph of writing:

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Dean fucks Sam missionary. Sam comes untouched. Dean comes inside him.

That’s now a dispassionate drabble, but we need to make it more involving. This is where we add details. You don’t want to be too detailed, but draw the reader in with description. Don’t go into any details outside of the characters or physicality unless it directly affects the sex. Otherwise, you’ll lose the reader’s interest. It sounds trite, but while you need to make sure that your characters are having a good time, you’re also seducing the reader. Make them care about the scene.

Let’s start with the sentence that needs most detail: ‘Dean fucks Sam missionary’. We need to swap it for something more detailed, an explanation of what that sentence means. Let’s add detail in pure descriptions of action, like so:

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Spread out, Dean slots between Sam’s legs. He dips his hand between them. One stroke of his hand and he’s at Sam’s cock, further underneath him. He presses against his ass. He pushes the tip of his finger inside him. Lube on the nightstand, Dean grabs it and squeezes over his other hand. He swaps position to tease Sam’s hole again. It’s easier to move in. His finger rocks, slow, spreads his inside like Sam spread his knees. A second finger. Dean’s cock is bigger than two, so he forces a third inside to open Sam further. When he’s ready, wet, Dean pulls his hand away and positions the head of his dick against him. It takes a short shove to rut into him. As slow as his fingers, he rocks himself until he’s balls-to-ass. Sam’s ready. Dean drags out until only the tip of his cock keeps Sam open, then slides all the way. Each thrust is harder. Slow becomes fast and he bangs in and catches that sweet spot. He angles to aim against it, hits as much as he can. Sam comes untouched. Dean comes inside him.

This is a massive jump. The old sentences are in italics, but now we have more than a drabble to work with. A lot of this is practice and instinct when it comes to words. If you read it again, it’s all about what physically happens during the sex. Sex isn’t just movement, though. We need hints of reaction to draw the reader into the scene. This is where we add sensation and background audio to the new description. Be careful. If you add too much, you lose the thread of what we need here. First and foremost, it’s a sex scene.

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Spread out, Dean slots between Sam’s legs. He dips his hand between them. One stroke of his hand and he’s at Sam’s cock, further underneath him. He presses against his ass. Sam is tight as he pushes the tip of his finger inside him, hole clenching around him. Sam gasps. Lube on the nightstand, Dean grabs it and squeezes over his other hand. He swaps position to tease Sam’s hole again. It’s easier to move in. His finger rocks, slow, spreads his inside like Sam spread his knees. A second finger and Sam’s breath catches. Dean’s cock is bigger than two, so he grunts as he forces a third inside to open Sam further. When he’s ready, wet, squirming, Dean pulls his hand away and positions the head of his dick against him. It takes a short shove to rut into him. As slow as his fingers, he rocks himself until he’s balls-to-ass. He hears a whine. Sam’s ready. Dean drags out until only the tip of his cock keeps Sam open, then slides all the way. Each thrust is harder. Slow becomes fast and he bangs in and catches that sweet spot. He angles to aim against it, hits as much as he can. Sam comes untouched. Dean comes inside him.

Better. You can see the additions in bold. What we now have is a longer paragraph that describes the sex scene. When you read that through, it’s a nice surprise to see that the first three sentences fit nicely with the rest of the text, so we can leave them alone. Unfortunately, after the description, those last two sentences are lacklustre. So, we do the same again with those. However, because the main part of our scene was that first expanded sentence, we don’t need the same level of detail. Let’s see what we can do.

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Spread out, Dean slots between Sam’s legs. He dips his hand between them. One stroke of his hand and he’s at Sam’s cock, further underneath him. He presses against his ass. Sam is tight as he pushes the tip of his finger inside him, hole clenching around him. Sam gasps. Lube on the nightstand, Dean grabs it and squeezes over his other hand. He swaps position to tease Sam’s hole again. It’s easier to move in. His finger rocks, slow, spreads his inside like Sam spread his knees. A second finger and Sam’s breath catches. Dean’s cock is bigger than two, so he grunts as he forces a third inside to open Sam further. When he’s ready, wet, squirming, Dean pulls his hand away and positions the head of his dick against him. It takes a short shove to rut into him. As slow as his fingers, he rocks himself until he’s balls-to-ass. He hears a whine. Sam’s ready. Dean drags out until only the tip of his cock keeps Sam open, then slides all the way. Each thrust is harder. Slow becomes fast and he bangs in and catches that sweet spot. He angles to aim against it, hits as much as he can. Sam arches to drag Dean further. His legs curl over Dean’s sides and he grabs his shoulders, digs in his fingers. Dean growls and bends in to kiss him. It’s rough and Sam pants. His cock twitches, shiny head desperate for friction, for something more. Another thrust against that spot and Sam’s stomach is tighter, heat behind it. Strung out, Dean ruts, air thick with the slap of skin until it pushes Sam over, a sweet white-out of come over his stomach, a cry into the ceiling and oversensitive without one touch. Dean can’t stop. He smooths one hand over Sam’s middle to rub over his mess and pin him down. It doesn’t matter that he can’t hold on with his brother a wreck. Dean rides out his own orgasm and fills him, grits his teeth to choke back a groan.

The expansion of those two sentences is less than the first expansion. It’s much more like a sex scene than a collection of sentences. The difficulty we have now is that it’s one large paragraph, which isn’t fun or easy to look at. We can now break it up to make it more manageable for the reader. As we break it up, we can also edit and proofread the writing so far, clean it up so it reads much more clearly.

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Spread out, Dean slots between Sam’s legs. He dips his hand between them. One stroke of his hand and he’s at Sam’s cock, further underneath to press against his ass. Sam is tight as he pushes the tip of his finger inside him. His hole clenches and he gasps.

Lube on the nightstand, Dean grabs it and squeezes over his other hand. He swaps position to tease Sam’s hole again. It’s easier to move in. His finger rocks, slow, spreads his insides like Sam had spread his knees. A second finger and Sam’s breath catches. Dean’s cock is bigger than two, so he grunts as he forces a third inside to open Sam further.

When he’s ready, wet, squirming, Dean pulls his hand away and positions the head of his dick. It takes a short shove to rut inside. As slow as his fingers, he rocks himself, guides himself in. All the way, balls at Sam’s ass, he hears a whine. Sam’s ready, itching, needy underneath him. Dean drags out until only the tip of his cock keeps Sam open, then slides to the hilt. Each thrust is harder. Slow becomes fast and he bangs in and catches that sweet spot. He angles to aim against it, hits again, again to force more yelps of music from Sam’s throat.

Sam arches. He needs Dean deeper. His legs curl around Dean’s sides and he grabs his shoulders, digs his fingers. Dean growls and bends to kiss him. It’s rough and Sam pants, can’t breathe. His cock twitches, shiny head desperate for friction, for something more. Another thrust against that spot and Sam’s stomach is tighter, heat behind it. Strung out, Dean ruts, air thick with the slap of skin until it pushes Sam over, over, a sweet white-out of come over his stomach, a cry into the ceiling and oversensitive without one touch. Dean can’t stop. He smooths one hand over Sam’s middle to rub over his mess and pin him down. It doesn’t matter that he can’t hold on with his brother a wreck of sticky sweat. Dean rides out his own orgasm and fills him, grits his teeth to choke back a groan.

It’s not a bad scene. What it really needs is a touch of dialogue to pin down the characters. Right now, you could swap the names around and no one would notice. Dialogue is your character’s calling card, but it’s difficult in smut. Don’t ever sound out the sounds they make unless they’re words or stammers. Keep it simple. The last thing you want to do is overcomplicate your scene. You can add reactions to dialogue, too, to make the scene more authentic.

Sam lies back on the bed. Dean crawls on top of him. They grind their hips together. Spread out, Dean slots between Sam’s legs. He dips his hand between them. One stroke of his hand and he’s at Sam’s cock, further underneath to press against his ass. Sam is tight as he pushes the tip of his finger inside him. His hole clenches and he gasps.

"God, Dean—"

"S’okay, Sammy," Dean says. "I got you."

Lube on the nightstand, Dean grabs it and squeezes over his other hand. He swaps position to tease Sam’s hole again. It’s easier to move in. His finger rocks, slow, spreads his insides like Sam had spread his knees. A second finger and Sam’s breath catches. Dean’s cock is bigger than two, so he grunts as he forces a third inside to open Sam further.

When he’s ready, wet, squirming, Dean pulls his hand away and positions the head of his dick. It takes a short shove to rut inside. As slow as his fingers, he rocks himself, guides himself in. All the way, balls at Sam’s ass, he hears a whine. Sam’s ready, itching, needy underneath him. Dean drags out until only the tip of his cock keeps Sam open, then slides to the hilt.

"Don’t, don’t stop. Please. Dean, God, please."

Dean smirks. Each thrust is harder. Slow becomes fast and he bangs in and catches that sweet spot. He angles to aim against it, hits again, again to force more yelps of music from Sam’s throat.

Sam arches. He needs Dean deeper. His legs curl around Dean’s sides and he grabs his shoulders, digs his fingers. Dean growls and bends to kiss him. It’s rough and Sam pants, can’t breathe. His cock twitches, shiny head desperate for friction, for something more. Another thrust against that spot and Sam’s stomach is tighter, heat behind it. Strung out, Dean ruts, air thick with the slap of skin until it pushes Sam over, over, a sweet white-out of come over his stomach, a cry of Dean’s name into the ceiling and oversensitive without one touch. Dean can’t stop. He smooths one hand over Sam’s middle to rub over his mess and pin him down. It doesn’t matter that he can’t hold on with his brother a wreck of sticky sweat. Dean rides out his own orgasm and fills him, grits his teeth to choke back a groan.

There you have it. You can lead in and out of the scene to fit with your story. Scenes can be longer and more detailed, or shorter and bare. It all depends on what works with your particular story.

This is just one way for beginners to work on their scenes. It isn’t necessarily what works best for everyone. The real key to writing sex scenes is to read good examples and practice as much as you can, the same with any other style of writing.

I hope that this guide has been of some help! Good luck with your scene and with all of your writing!

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